Quotes

All of the following quotes are real.

Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.

Slant

When I repeated this Dale quote to Dale ["Hey Porsch...Porsch...30 seconds."] Slant looked over and said, "What? Shut up Dale." 6/2/2004

According to Slant this is what they are not allowed to do in China: "Make more babies." 6/2/2004

He said the following to a professor: "In your expert opinion..." 4/5/2004

Greg told Slant to tell Phil to spread an email so we would all know what a literature assignment was, and to this Slant responded, "Email spread Fred." He then said, "That's goin' on the page." 12/19/2003

During class Greg and I were trying to mouth the word grandma to Slant, in reference to someone wearing a grandma sweater, he then shouted, "Dragma?" 12/11/2003

Slant asked Greg H., "Is that what it's supposed to be doing?", and he responded, "That's what it's supposed to be doing when its malfunctioning." 12/10/2003

When asked, "You stop at a stop light when?", Slant responded, "When it turns yellow." 8/28/2003

While discussing a project for Embedded Microprocessor Systems class, Greg Svatora suggested that Slant should "just start stabbing stuff", to this Slant replied, "Well...what do you stab?" 6/4/2003

"USB DRIVES A MINIVAN?" Spring of 2002

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