Quotes
All of the following quotes are real.
Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.
Richard M. V.
"All I have is a male enter function." 5/25/2004
In reference to a student getting a second interview: "So someone is actually gonna give them a job?" 5/20/2004
"I am an instance; dadadadada." 5/18/2004
In reference to screwing up your first job: "Wrap a chain around your neck with a brick and jump into a lake." 4/23/2004
"It's not a beautiful world out there by any means." 4/23/2004
"They have a length member variable, who you can ask, how big are you?" 4/14/2004
"Oh let's see, which way is East?" 4/8/2004
"This is the way that craps work." 3/23/2004
A student asked him how we would know something and he responded, "Because you read the book and it told you that." 3/18/2004
"Java the way its meant to be used; to make nice pretty GUI applications." 3/9/2004
"So the person from Franklin University needs to take a Valium and consider his future in the IT business." 2/11/2004
"Your assistant who came from Franklin University...." 2/11/2004
"It would be a little scary, I'd be nervous." 2/11/2004
"Salesmen, gotta watch out for salesmen." [Buy this vacuum] 1/21/2004
"I'm gonna block until I get one." 12/15/2003
In reference to deadlock: "Bury your head deep in the sand and hope no one notices." 12/9/2003
"It'll wait so long before it throws up its hands and..." 12/9/2003
"They'll wait forever until someone comes along and puts them out of their misery." 12/9/2003
"You should be able to deal with something like that." 12/2/2003 [so we have that]
"The reader thread will always get all the values that have been written into that variable usually." 12/2/2003
"From the kernel's point of view..." 12/2/2003
"And poor little process four here is out to luck." 11/25/2003
"Even if we have to bubble it up to the hop-top most priority level..." 11/25/2003
"We must have an idea...so we know if we can pull it out." 11/25/2003
"We are done. We are toast." 11/19/2003
"And let it continue on it's merry way." 11/19/2003
"Who gets it...and for how long?" 11/19/2003
"R&D development." [oh I see, research and development development...]11/19/2003
"There are types of things the oracle is for." 11/19/2003
"That's out of your hands." 11/12/2003
"You don't control when things happen." 11/12/2003
"Murphy is here." 11/12/2003
"So we have to solve that." 11/12/2003
"It doesn't make sense to throw away processors." [pro-life] 11/12/2003
"The scourge of programmers everywhere." 11/12/2003
"What are we doing with them? NOTHING!" 11/12/2003
"One thread got screwed." 11/12/2003
"This is the big fish in the sea." 11/12/2003
"It turns out to be very straight forward." 11/11/2003
"It's going to be painting screens on the monitor." 11/11/2003
"Every process is an entity to itself." 11/11/2003
"If the parents exit, all their children are killed." 11/11/2003
On disabling all interrupts: "It would destroy the whole world." 11/10/2003
"We finally got pissed off at Bill Gates enough." 11/10/2003
"Everyone is hap." 11/10/2003
"That's that's the easy case, that's the easy part." 11/10/2003
"If one of my children got stuck in an infinite loop...then I can kill it." 11/5/2003 9:34am
"Try to be here as much as you can." 11/4/2003
"It doesn't turn out too well if you let that happen." 11/4/2003
"Try to take a crack at your homework problems." 11/4/2003
"It actually turned out very well." 11/4/2003
"What the devil is going on." 11/4/2003
"By the time you finish here you should be able to create your own internet worm." 11/4/2003
"Nobody gets a free ride." 11/4/2003
"It's within the realm of feasibility." 11/4/2003
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