It turns out there are a variety of ways to say things. In this constantly updating page Robert M. L. will guide you through several painful lessons on varying your sentences in a lecture class we like to call:

It Turns out...*

Just so you know I'm not going to update this anymore, because it never ends.

"It turns out" is a fan favorite and a great lead in to any sentence as you can see in the examples below:

"It turns out..."

"It turns out that there are several certification agencies out there."

"This would turn out to be the payroll system."

A few examples of replacements for "It turns out" that should be used sparingly are:

"And in fact..."

"And of course with something like that."

"And of course a book is written by an author."

"So we have that" that is a staple of any lecture you give. The words that make "so we have that" up are great to sprinkle around in various sentences. Another thing to try is replacing certain words, like we with words like you, do with have or replace that with this. Its also a great "capper" to a statement to help top it all off. Look at the examples below for proper use, and variations of the phrase:

"So we/you have that."

"So we'll have that."

"So they have that."

"We had that."

"We have that."

"So we use that."

"So we add that."

"So we have this case."

"So we want to do that."

"You have to review that."

"So you would need that."

"So we would have that."

"So we could show that there."

"So we have that relationship."

"So we have to include that."

"So that's what we have to do."

"So we know to do that."

"So we can talk about that."

"So we can have that problem."

"So we have something like that."

"So we could have something like that."

"So we could have to do that."

"So you'd have something like that."

"So you could have something like this."

"We have something that looks like that."

"So we have something that looks like that."

"So we could have to show something like this."

"So we can have something like that."

"So we might have something like that."

"So we might have to do something like that."

"Mouse, yeah, we've gotta have a mouse. So we have that.."

"So we output the data...so we have that."

"So we could have 1...*, where star represents some high-end nebulous number."

"So if we were to do something like an if/else statement, what would that look like?"

"Of course you keep have to entering digits until you get to the right digits. So you have that."

"So we'd have something that looks like that for the nest...for the nested if's. So we'd have something that looks like that. So we have something that looks like that. So we'd have something that looks like that...so we have something like that."

It is also to use the above examples in combination for a greater effect:

"It turns out of course it turns out...it turns out..."

"It turns out that you'd have that."

"Of course, it turns out..."

"So we have that, it turns out."

"So we have that...of course.."

"So we typically have that. It turns out..."

"So it turns out we could have something like that."

When in doubt of how to answer a question just use one of the following phrases:

"We can't teach you everything you need to know."

"I'm not an expert so I don't know."

When talking about attendance, use the following example:

"Keep going to school, keep going to school, cuz I don't want it to affect my paycheck."

When advising work ethic and quality control, try the following:

"Just do the minimum of what you have to do to get the job done."

And whenever mistakes are brought up, say this:

"It turns out you can't count on doing it right the first time."

*Robert M. L. in no way endorses this site, and does not recommend any of these methods of teaching lectures, we at TheNsane are merely using phrases he has said to fabricate a lecturing style for our own amusement. In other words, calm down, this is not real.