Quotes
All of the following quotes are real.
Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.
Robert M. L.
It turns out there are a variety of ways to say things, click here to find out how.
"So there is that concern." 10/16/2003 11:30am
"We can go ahead and do that." 10/16/2003 11:22am
"We can have all of these." 10/16/2003 11:21am
"Dilbert hits the nail on the head." 10/16/2003 11:15am
"Software engineers, we had that." 10/16/2003 11:15am
"This is not unthinkable...it's thinkable all the time." 10/16/2003 11:14am
"That's a very important system that we have." 10/16/2003 11:12am
"How did I say that?" 10/16/2003 11:11am
"So we wanna do that." 10/16/2003 11:10am
"So it's important that we have that." 10/16/2003 11:10am
"We won't worry about the Palestinian wasteland." 10/16/2003 11:06am
"We do have that." 10/16/2003
"And we can say that." 10/16/2003
"I will ask you again tomorrow. The same bat time, same bat channel." 10/2/2003
"It does turn out." 9/26/2003 9:46am
"If you have a flashlight you can at least read a manual." 9/26/2003 9:45am
"So...WE HAVE THAT." 9/26/2003 9:40am
"And of course you're familiar with this." 9/26/2003 9:37am
"I can make a better C than that." He then erased the C and wrote another and then said: "So we have that." 9/26/2003 9:36am
"So it's uh...important that we uh...look at that." 9/26/2003 9:35am
"A newbie." 9/26/2003 9:33am
"SO we have to deal with both of these." 9/26/2003 9:33am
"I'll preface it by saying..." [he then began writing on the board] 9/26/2003 9:32am
"So we have to have an idea about things before we can do the things." 9/26/2003 9:30am
"I will write 74 roman numerals." 9/26/2003 9:27am
"But you can have that." 9/26/2003 9:26am
"So we might have that." 9/26/2003 9:24am
"There are different sets of folks." 9/26/2003 9:23am
"So it turns out it does take a lot of work to do that well...so we have that." 9/26/2003 9:17am
"Here...you can have that." 9/26/2003 9:16am
"So we need to change that." 9/26/2003 9:16am
"So we want to create the documentation." 9/26/2003 9:15am
"So it's very important we be able to do that." 9/26/2003 9:11am
"So it's important that we spend time on that." 9/26/2003 9:10am
"We're gonna...we're gonna...we're gonna look at...hold on, let me look at my process here...we're gonna look at..." 9/26/2003 9:09am
"So be aware of that." 9/26/2003 9:07
"So you may be asked to do that in some time." 9/26/2003 9:06am
"So we have all of those." 9/26/2003
"So they'll have that." 9/23/2003
"Because some people are more comfortable with some colors than other people are." 9/23/2003
"You're for the priesthood of the computer." 9/23/2003 [wtf]
"So you need that...so it is important that you do that." 9/23/2003
"So it's important that we're able to do that." 9/23/2003
"You know what a computer-phobe is?" 9/23/2003
"We're willing to muck around and stuff." 9/23/2003
"So it's very important we do that." 9/23/2003
"So that was very unfriendly...yeah...very unfriendly." 9/23/2003 [believe me, even if you were there, you still wouldn't know what the hell he was talking about]
"So there were a lot of problems with that." 9/23/2003
"So you can generate the table and do that." 9/23/2003
"WE HAVE THAT!" 9/23/2003
"So we should do that also." 9/18/2003
"So...so we have that." 9/18/2003
"Should not be aware of that." 9/18/2003
"So you we should design..." 9/18/2003
"Every click is an enemy...every click is an enemy." 9/18/2003
"We've got a lot of 'technophobes' out there that none of this makes sense to." 9/18/2003
"So you gotta worry about that." 9/18/2003
"So its important that you allow that to happen." 9/18/2003
"So it is possible to do that these sort of things." 9/18/2003
"A would-be comic once said..." 9/18/2003
"So you can even do that." 9/18/2003
"Keep movin' on out." 9/18/2003
"So it's important that we do this." 9/18/2003
Referred to a track-ball on a mouse as a: "Roller-ball." 9/18/2003
"So you don't have to worry about that." 9/18/2003
"So we talked about that." 9/18/2003
"So we talked about that." 9/18/2003
"So we could take a look at that." 9/18/2003
"There's certain things that aren't in the ciricula." 9/18/2003
"So you don't force the...uh...DON'T HAVE THAT." 9/18/2003
"So the user aught to be able to do that." 9/18/2003
"So...so...uh...so you want to minimize that if you can." 9/18/2003
"So it's important that you do that." 9/18/2003
"So you need to work on that." 9/17/2003
"So we can have that." 9/16/2003
"So that's important." 9/16/2003
"So it does turn out." 9/12/2003 9:47am
"And in fact, that's a fact of life." 9/12/2003 9:46am
"Of course it happens of course." 9/12/2003 9:41am
"Another quote I want to copy down correctly." 9/12/2003 9:40am
"It turns out of course." 9/12/2003 9:36am
"So its important that we have that." 9/12/2003 9:35am
"Although it does turn out." 9/12/2003 9:32am
"By the way...uh...hahaha...uh...haha...I will warn you...hahaha..." 9/12/2003 9:31am
"It's time to get started." 9/12/2003 9:29am (class was halfway over)
"It's time to go full war." 9/12/2003 9:29am
"I'll let you come and wipe it off." 9/12/2003 9:21am
"So you have all of these." 9/12/2003 9:19am
"And so of course obviously." 9/12/2003 9:16am
"So the layout looks like that yeah." 9/12/2003 9:11am
"Did somebody spit all over the board?" 9/12/2003 9:10am
"So you should plan to go ahead and get started on that also." 9/12/2003 9:06am
"So you need to keep track of that." 9/12/2003 9:06am
"Of course some have business or market conditions." 9/12/2003
"And...uh...well of course." 9/11/2003 11:06am
"So...uh...that's...uh...a technique." 9/11/2003 11:11am
"There was an exploit in the Microsoft system of course...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHA..." 9/11/2003 11:13am
"I mean we could have something like that." 9/11/2003 11:14am
"So...so we have more examples." 9/11/2003 11:15am
"Every corporate office you talk to is basically a computer." 9/11/2003 11:20am
"We have to do something like that." 9/11/2003 11:24am
"So thats one type of thing." 9/11/2003 11:24am
In reference to 9/11: "I know this is a downer of a day." 9/11/2003 11:29am
In reference to thermodynamics: "I wouldn't want to 'foist' any of that apon you." 9/11/2003 11:31am
"It does turn out..." 9/11/2003 11:32am
"So we have THAT situation." 9/11/2003 11:35am
"WWWW-5678" 9/11/2003 11:43am
"After a lot of water has been under the dam." 9/11/2003 11:46am
"If you don't know where your going you won't get there very quick." 9/11/2003 11:47am
"So we would do that." 9/4/2003
"Although it does turn out." 9/4/2003
"So it turns out typically just one." 9/4/2003
"If it's we do that." 9/4/2003
"So that's one way to do it." 9/4/2003
"So that's the second way of doing it." 9/4/2003
"On your soft...on your or on all your source code." 9/4/2003
"So we'd have something that looks like that for the nest...for the nested if's. So we'd have something that looks like that. So we have something that looks like that. So we'd have something that looks like that...so we have something like that." 9/4/2003
"So if we were to do something like an if/else statement, what would the that look like?" 9/4/2003
"I think we've covered all the waterfront here, haven't we?" 9/4/2003
"So there's that problem there." 9/4/2003
"You have to review that." 9/4/2003
"So we have to include that." 9/2/2003 12:20pm
"Look at what happened last week with all those worms." 9/2/2003
"With a jet...with a jet engine, I would not like to try and control a Wright Brothers airplane." 9/2/2003
"I think you all know what a triangle is." 9/2/2003
"So we output the data...so we have that." 9/2/2003
"So we know how to do that." 9/2/2003
"We have to read it aren't we?" 9/2/2003
"We have something that looks like that." 9/2/2003
"Draw them legibly please." 9/2/2003
"We might have something like this." 9/2/2003
"So we have something like that." 9/2/2003
"So we have that relationship." 9/2/2003
"A song is a song." 9/2/2003
"So we add that." 9/2/2003
"And on the real quiz you will have to draw pictures." 8/28/2003
"Soon as I learn to count, we'll be all set." 8/28/2003
"You think you'll find this is pretty much the end of it." 8/28/2003
"Are you ready for the DeVRY Fighting Squirrels football team? You mean they lied to me?" 8/28/2003
"So that's what we do." 8/28/2003
"So we could have to do that." 8/28/2003
"So we'll have that." 8/28/2003
"So we can talk about that." 8/28/2003
"So that's what we have." 8/28/2003
"At least when it comes to Microsoft, you know I'm biased and prejudiced against them." 8/29/2003
"So you would need that." 8/26/2003 11:54am
"I'll be going around from room to room, to dip my oar in the water from time to time." 8/26/2003
"And of course with something like that." 8/26/2003
"So we could have to show something like this." 8/26/2003
"Keyboard; gotta have that." 8/26/2003
"Mouse, yeah, we've gotta have a mouse. So we have that.." 8/26/2003
"So we have that...of course.." 8/26/2003
"Team one and two should retire to room 18." 8/26/2003
"So we would have that." 8/26/2003
"So we have something that looks like that." 8/26/2003
"So it turns out we could have something like that." 8/26/2003
"So they have that." 8/26/2003
"So you could have something like this." 8/26/2003
"So we could show that there." 8/22/2003 9:49am
"So we could have 1...*, where star represents some high-end nebulous number." 8/22/2003 9:48am
"And of course a book is written by an author." 8/22/2003 9:46am
"We had that." 8/22/2003 9:45am
On Cardinality: "It's not the state bird, it's not a red bird, and it's not a high mucky-muck in the Roman Catholic church." 8/22/2003 9:34am
"And in fact..." 8/22/2003 9:32am
"So we could have something like that." 8/22/2003 9:29am
"So we have that it turns out." 8/22/2003 9:25am
"So we want to do that." 8/22/2003 9:24am
"So we use that." 8/22/2003 9:23am
"So we have this case." 8/22/2003
"It turns out of course it turns out...it turns out..." 8/22/2003
"We should distribute the 'smarts'." 8/21/2003 11:16am
"As we all know, in the real world, common sense is in short supply." 8/21/2003 11:20am
"You're gonna get a chance, here in a moment, to see what we can do." 8/21/2003
"We are not encouraging illegal behavior here" 8/19/2003
"My picture on the front page with my handcuffs." 8/19/2003 11:17am
"So we might have something like that." 8/19/2003
"So we might have to do something like that." 8/19/2003
"Keebler already has the corner on the gnomes market...the little gnomes market." 8/19/2003
"Of course you keep have to entering digits until you get to the right digits. So you have that." 8/19/2003
"Of course, it turns out..." 8/18/2003
"So you'd have something like that." 8/19/2003
"We have that." 8/19/2003
"If you wanna go to heaven, press one. If you wanna go to hell press 2. No matter what you press, you're going to hell." 8/18/2003
"So we typically have that. It turns out..." 8/15/2003 9:50am
"This would turn out to be the payroll system." 8/15/2003 9:35am
"We can't teach you everything you need to know." 8/15/2003 9:14am
"Keep going to school, keep going to school, cuz I don't want it to affect my paycheck." 8/12/2003 12:08pm
"Covered all the bases." 8/12/2003
"So we can have something like that." 8/12/2003 11:41am
"Users should see just their own data, what does that mean?" 8/12/2003 11:35am
"We're gonna support Internet Exploder." 8/12/2003 11:32am
"We're not a federal military installation here." 8/12/2003
"I'm not an expert so I don't know." 8/7/2003 11:32am
"What happens if the goldfish bowl is 15 feet away?" 8/7/2003 11:31am
"What about those cats?" 8/7/2003 11:30am
"Use PFR..." as he wrote PRF 8/7/2003
"Numbers are cheap right? Digits are cheap." 8/7/2003
"Where did these ideas come from? Did they come from an all night beer blast?" 8/7/2003
"Turn it up, all I can hear is the bass." 8/7/2003 11:08am
"On time? What's that?" 8/6/2003
"Just do the minimum of what you have to do to get the job done." 8/5/2003 12:34
"It turns out that you'd have that." 8/5/2003 12:29pm
"It turns out you can't count on doing it right the first time." 8/5/2003 12:28pm
When asked if a home security system should have sprinklers in case of a fire: "If you have a sprinkler system inside the home, then you'd have a wet room! HAHAHA!" 8/5/2003 11:43am
"Their absences are great Dis-Satisfiers. I think that's a made up word, but none the less." 8/5/2003 11:27am
This has to be one of the top ten dumbest quotes on this page: "You are part of the ADD generation." 8/1/2003
"I forgot which Roman numeri I was on." 9:37am 8/1/2003
"Zing 'em!" 7/29/2003 11:57am
"You know how hard it is to herd cats?" 7/29/2003 11:21am
"One of your activities is to assign everyone individual activities." 7/29/2003 11:18am
In response to an answer a student gave in class, "HAHAHA! WRONGO!" 7/29/2003
"About 34 and a half weeks." 7/29/2003
"Money speaks." 7/29/2003
"What do our count should be?" 7/25/2003 9:43am
"We could be sitting out on a PC." 7/25/2003 9:40am
"Is performance important? It is for me! HAHAHAHA! I don't want to wait 30-60 seconds for it to respond!" 7/25/2003
"Multiply them by the some factor (fudge factor)." 7/24/2003 11:38am
"Keep the missiles from flying around the back of the room please." 7/24/2003 11:35am
"The only requirement is that they can start at the same time." 7/22/2003
"You know what the developers are doing towards the end? They were scrambling like the dickens to get that deadline met." 7/22/2003
"The project planner takes those estimates and make them due dates." 7/22/2003 11:48am
"So we/you have that." just about every day
"Don't refer it to the Peanut Gallery..." 7/17/2003
"You are here because you are interested in various technical...tech...technicalogical..." 7/17/2003
"...if you don't hit it before the meeting..." 7/17/2003
"And yes Virginia, they do take software away." 7/16/2003
"One man's feature is another man's bug." 7/16/2003
"It's like juggling 7 or 8 balls at once, and you can't drop any of them." 7/16/2003
"A well designed process avoids midnight panic calls. Buddy I've been there, and you don't want to." 7/15/2003
"I'm sure many of you had me many moons ago." 7/15/2003
"There's always one" 7/15/2003
"Vince Lombardi said it best, 'You win with people.'", he paused as someone muttered something from the back row of desks. He then concluded, "It wasn't Vince Lombardi that said that?" 7/15/2003
"...to prepare you before you get out in the workday world." 7/15/2003
"It turns out that there are several certification agencies out there." 7/15/2003
"As you can see acronyms just abound..." 7/15/2003
"Here's where the rubber meets the road." 12:35pm 7/15/2003
"It turns out..." just about every day
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