Quotes

All of the following quotes are real.

Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.

Luanne P.

"I'm not contagious, I just have a terrible cough." 1/8/2004

"I have a PPO, he has an HMO." [said while waving her hands in the air] 1/8/2004

"Remember Al Matin...for Seattle...he plays for the Mariners now." 12/11/2003

In reference to proof-reading resumes: "No I'm not good." 12/11/2003

"Becton Dickson makes things like thermometers and hot water." 12/11/2003

"Spell check ain't gonna get that." 12/11/2003

"From January to September of this month..." 12/11/2003

"What are the jobs of projected for." 12/11/2003

"White paper like this is not really paper by definition." 12/4/2003

"You library..." 12/4/2003

"You can specify that you only want to deal with paid jobs." 12/4/2003

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