Quotes

All of the following quotes are real.

Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.

Karen S.

One day in class we had to divide a story up into sections to summarize it, I thought it would be funny to start actiong if Big John had divided his into 67 divisions, so I yelled, "67 divisions?" and of course Karen thought I was serious and asked, "You have 67 divisions?" 6/2003

"It's on your syllabus..." 6/3/2003

"Never drink under the influence." 5/20/2003

"We have a slightly lower dropout rate than the national average, but since DeVRY is a money making college, that isn't good enough." 4/3/2003

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