Quotes
All of the following quotes are real.
Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.
Jill S.
"In...de...pen...dent...is that how you spell that?" 10/7/2003
"If ya didn't man, you can blame it on somethin' right?" 10/7/2003
"So we need to know that." [under her breath] 10/7/2003
"How do you spell...be creative...does anyone know?" 10/7/2003
"I don't know how to spell burglar...burger..." 10/7/2003
"Look on spell check man." 10/7/2003
"Look on the internet man, or read the book." 10/7/2003
Referred to infrared as: "red light" 10/7/2003
"As you turn this pot on." 10/6/2003 8:42am
"If you peg it you might break...buy it." 10/6/2003 8:41am
"If you don't understand the circuit, I'll come around and do it for you and stuff." 10/6/2003 8:41am
"Bear with me, this is gonna be pretty hairy." 10/6/2003 8:35am
"The current amplifier is going to amplify the current." 10/6/2003 8:33am
"One electron cannot asorb two electrons, it can only asorb one." 10/6/2003 8:31am
"Do you remember the gain of an electron as it passes through a potential difference?" 10/6/2003 8:28am
"You can't have the electron asorb an electron of light." 10/6/2003 8:27am
"And who thought of this experiment was Einstein man!" 10/6/2003 8:27am
"You're going to measure around this part of the photocathode...ok...let's see...oh good morning Tamra." 10/6/2003 8:26am
"Those are used in burger systems." [burglar] 10/6/2003 8:23am
"You're going to have to check the frequently of the light source." [frequency] 10/6/2003 8:19am
"You're going to shine this on a photocathoder." [photocathode I hope...ouch]10/6/2003 8:14am
"So next time Joe Calabrezy [her mispronucniation, not mine] is going to replace this lab. So students don't have to hook it up wrong and stuff." 10/6/2003 8:12am
"Hey, are you Irish?" 10/1/2003
"If you go down to get tutored you can get donuts man!" 10/1/2003
"It depends on the rods in your eyes and stuff." 9/30/2003 10:47am
"No man...that's the one that sucks." 9/30/2003 10:44am
"Let's do this problem and see what they said we need do." 9/30/2003 10:41am
"There are other rainbows...and they'll go the other way." 9/30/2003 10:40am
"One divided by 400 equals...um...dumb calculator." 9/30/2003 10:37am
"I got d...so now what do I do?" 9/30/2003 10:35am
"What I got is is hat I got." 9/30/2003 10:35am
"Slits is like the holes." 9/30/2003 10:33am
"...phenomenum." 9/30/2003 10:31am
"That is really weird...ok...ok...so...uh...ok..." 9/30/2003
"Does anybody got the lab questions?" 9/30/2003 10:28am
"They said what two would be eliminated." 9/30/2003 10:22am
"What it says is it says..." 9/30/2003 10:20am
"Hey Phil." 9/30/2003 10:19am
"That's what you can use this phenomena for." 9/30/2003 10:16am
"Hi Tamra...thank you...I went shoppin'." 9/30/2003
"Here's your eyeball up here." 9/30/2003 10:03am
"I've never done this lab before...it could go bad man." 9/29/2003
In reference to marching in mud: "It's slower than when they're marching in cement." 9/29/2003
"Zero, one, two, blah, blah, blah..." 9/29/2003
"My calculator is in weird mode." 9/29/2003
"I super-glued my phone." 9/29/2003
"This is working, its a miracle." 9/29/2003
"Once you get them wires in there, just leave 'em." 9/29/2003
"Will a banana fit in there?" 9/29/2003
"Will the banana fit in that?" 9/29/2003
"That looks like an alligator banana clip." 9/29/2003
While passing out a test, she said: "You can just call me master." 9/24/2003
"Does anyone know what day it is?" 9/23/2003
"The answer is no man." 9/23/2003
"What homework number 10 was is homework number 10 is..." 9/23/2003
Just after the class had completed an evaluation of her [hahaha], she said the following as she entered the room: "Someone spilled their coffee all down the hallway." 9/22/2003
In reference to unclaimed homework, tests, and grade labels: "Anybody wanna take these peoples' stuff?" 9/22/2003
"There's no talking from this point on, so if we see any of ya talking to each other or to your test, we're gonna have to take you out in the hall." 9/17/2003
The following is an account of a quote from Big John: She said something like: "I have the authority to throw out anyone from this class man. If you're going to complain, don't go to someone above me, come to me first." 9/16/2003
The following is an account of a quote from Dale: She said something along the lines of: "I won't tolerate someone complaining during class man. If you decide to complain and waste class time I will kick you out man." 9/16/2003 [maybe if you could actually teach we wouldn't have a problem you miserable pos]
"Not that I'm advocating starting a fire." 9/16/2003
"Who's you guys' FA?" 9/15/2003
"The FA's are the guys who do all the work around here." 9/15/2003 (So what exactly do you do then?)
"So that's how you would express that." 9/15/2003 8:40am
"Take the difference of the differences." 9/15/2003 8:33am
"I don't know stuff, I just remember how to figure it out." 9/15/2003 8:30am
"Ok, far out man." 9/15/2003 8:15am
"This class has a problem with complaining." 9/15/2003 8:15am (Well, maybe we wouldn't if we had a competent professor)
"The final exam will have everything on it and stuff." 9/15/2003 8:12am
"I wonder where my FA went man." 9/15/2003
"Watch out for them Kentucky crabs." 9/15/2003
"You got banned from using the printer? That sucks man." 9/15/2003
"You know, whatever and stuff." 9/11/2003
"I'm not advocating fighting anything in court man and stuff" 9/11/2003
In reference to a hurricane: "It petered out." 9/9/2003
"All the meat you could eat for 60 pesos, which is cheap man, but then you gotta eat all of it." 9/9/2003
"My vision's gone and my arms aren't that long." 9/9/2003
"Does any one have the lab schedule?" 9/9/2003
"The bad thing about sound is that its not like smoking." 9/2/2003
"Why sound sounds so much better at a higher frequency." 9/2/2003
"Metallica was the first person to violate that." 9/2/2003
"Here are what it is." 9/2/2003
"When you charge the tension of a string on a guitar it charges the sound." 8/27/2003 12:05pm
"For a stringed instrument we're going to produce a sound wave right?" 8/27/2003 12:00pm
"They might be "asorbed" by an interstellar medium or some stuff." 8/27/2003 11:41am
On her physics class's latest test: "I'll have to call down there and see if they got these graded." 8/27/2003
"SHUT UP!" 8/25/2003
"There's the old saying that the squeaky wheel gets the grease." 8/25/2003
"We could have Barry swallow them...don't give me any ideas man." 8/25/2003 8:30am
On the next test (it should be noted that she does not write her tests, she gets them from the book, and of course she does not grade anything in the class, it is all graded by Faculty Advisors, and therefore "Its out of my hands man."): "I'm gonna write it for an hour long class." 8/25/2003 8:23am
Said at the beginning of class (or at least when she got there): "Thank you for being here." 8/25/2003 8:10am
"Try that man, and it should be cool." 8/19/2003
"Not only do they don't intersect, they go in opposite directions and stuff." 8/19/2003 10:40am
"Anybody ever have Calabrese or something?" 8/19/2003 10:05am
"Barry Brey is always comin' around freezing stuff, yeah, he froze a cockroach and tried to revive it." 8/18/2003
"I don't know about you guys, but when I was younger man, I used to take things apart like my moms vacuum cleaner." 8/18/2003
"Stick your fingers in the direction of the current wraps." 8/18/2003
This entire quote was said while she motioned in the same direction the entire time: "Which way does the loop turn? This way. What is the shortest possible way? This way." 8/18/2003
"You don't want to burn out your whole liver or somethin'." 8/13/2003
"Just because its on Star Track doesn't mean its no good science." 8/13/2003
"The more you play with it, the better you get. It took me a long time to get good at it." 8/13/2003
"Some of your things are gonna go short, some of them long." 8/13/2003
"Oh you want something to blow up?" 8/5/2003
On the OSU Nuclear Reactor Facility: "It doesn't power anything...so it doesn't really do anything." 8/5/2003
"Your going to admit most of your radiation." 8/5/2003
"Man, you can use that for like weaponry; like Star Wars stuff, and that's why people come to the DeVRY campus, to hire our students for stuff like that." 8/5/2003 10:38am
"Here's a guy getting electricuted. Well you know he's getting a lightning bolt struck his car man." 7/28/2003
"I'm trying to interest more girls into science and stuff." 7/22/2003
"Remember that commercial where the pizza guy was trying to figure out all the possible combinations with all the toppings, and that little kid figured it out, but that guy couldn't?" 7/22/2003
"You can't bring the liquid nitro in too early because it boils away you know and stuff." 10:23am 7/22/2003
"I have Porky Pig's disease." 10:00am 7/22/2003
"If you don't know how to use an equation editor, I'll bring my computer to show you cuz you need to know how to do that for your degree." 10:10am 7/22/2003
"Now I'm gonna go over the two concepts you need for your homework. What the two concepts are is electro-potential energy, and the other is electric potential." 7/22/2003
"I'm probably gonna take a personal day because I'm in this like amateur women's golf tournament." 7/21/2003
"Since zero was like the freezing temperature of water man, I didn't like think it could get below that temperature, I mean I know that now and stuff man." 7/21/2003
"Its cool to round." 7/21/2003
"WWW means its on the world-wide-web." 11:25am 7/16/2003
"What is 45 and 90?" 7/16/2003
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