Quotes
All of the following quotes are real.
Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.
Greg H.
"It was so beautiful to see that black dot." 6/9/2004
"Now there's Mr. Sun." 6/9/2004
In reference to the process of making/having a child: "You're gonna do it; you're gonna get your head knocked around." 6/9/2004
In reference to the process of making/having a child: "You could plan your steps out better than I did so you wouldn't have as confusing things happen." [huh?] 6/9/2004
"I didn't want anyone to get flashed." 6/9/2004
"I thought you were gonna play the gingerbread man song." 6/2/2004
"It's called a leaky-bucket-funnel." 5/24/2004
"Everything's going into a leaky bucket." 5/24/2004
"Did anyone read this chapter?" 5/17/2004
"If I were you and I had a little free time I'd hop on this and get right on it." 5/17/2004
"It's not a multiple choice." [Big John and I then yelled A] "It's not A." 5/17/2004
After Big John and I repeatedly yelled out NOT C! Greg H. said, "The answer is , believe it or not, C." 5/17/2004
"Who the hell is Floppy? And who is Charles Boyle, is he in this class?" 5/17/2004
"Tell Svatora he needs to go get a medical degree, cuz I cannot read his writing." 5/17/2004
Greg H. had just stated that the grade sheet he was passing around was not in alphabetical order, so being the ass that I am kept saying, "So it's in alphabetical order?" and when asked what I was saying I said, "So you want us to turn our homework into your mailbox right?" and to this he finally responded, "You are acting like my 12 year old, let's see how we can disturb dad." 5/17/2004
In reference to Slant: "He has an adult attitude." 5/12/2004
"Alright, so we have a networking problem." 5/12/2004
When Big John asked if he could see what homeworks he has turned in Greg H. said, "I haven't seen you in two months!" 5/12/2004
When Big John asked about turning homework into his mail box, Greg H. said, "I really hate getting stuff in my mail box." so then I said, "So is that where we should turn things in from now on?" To this Greg H. replied, "If you wanna bug me." 5/12/2004
"Some sorry-ass group didn't do their work right, so we're gonna chastise them and make fun of them." 5/12/2004
Greg H. asked, "If you were interested, how would you find more info?" to this Big John and I both responded, "Google." Greg H. only stared at us and then waited for someone to give the correct answer. 5/12/2004
"There's nothing more well documented on the internet than the internet." 5/10/2004
"A lot of people don't really need to take this course, they know more than I do." 5/10/2004
"I keep kicking myself because I think that its something that we could do." 5/10/2004
"So you have that." 5/10/2004
"All of us use the telephone, it will pay us to know this." 5/10/2004
"It's just the beginning." 5/10/2004
While reading a Power Point presentation that he made: "It will take some form of Real Time Protocol, maybe that's what RTP stands for..." 5/10/2004
In reference to above presentation: "I got this off of how stuff works [howstuffworks.com]." 5/10/2004
"The handouts, we were routing them around." 5/10/2004
"These feelings that I'm getting....these emanations that I'm getting..." 5/10/2004
In reference to his teaching: "I might be the only one that profits from this." 5/10/2004
In reference to howstuffworks.com: "This is the same stuff I'm teaching but its so much clearer." 5/10/2004
"There gonna get their...their gonna get their pound of flesh somewhere." 5/10/2004
"I hope people don't think I'm stealing their fire." 5/10/2004
"Keeping track of where we is." 5/10/2004
Now I cannot say for sure that he really said buttfix, but that's what it sounded like: "Who invented buttfix?" Someone responded, "Me." To this Greg said, "Not unless your name is Radia Perlman." 5/5/2004
In response to Word flipping out: "Did anyone notice that XP is kinda insane?" 5/5/2004
"Well there's scads of them out there." 5/5/2004
"So this is a nice tutorial...it's nice because its got directions." 5/5/2004
In reference to Cisco: "I guess their kinda like the McDonalds of routing or something like that." 5/5/2004
"Some things about Cisco are kinda brain damaged." 5/5/2004
"Nobodies gonna be runnin' GUI interfaces on this bug...this bugger." 5/5/2004
After handing out a floppy disk with Coyote Linux on it: "Pop that bitch in the slot." 5/3/2004
"This is giving him a warm fuzzy..." 5/3/2004
"...and change the wording and put it in your own words..." 5/3/2004
"The stapler is misbehaving on some of these." 5/3/2004
"So there's just a whole raft of information on VoIP." 5/3/2004
"Get experience with the sweaty palms of demonstrating something in real-time." 5/3/2004
"Beowolf is kinda like a roll-your-own kinda thing." 5/3/2004
"That's really what the goal is, to be in the sandbox and enjoy what you're doing." 5/3/2004
"I'm still trying to figure out how to teach this course." [nice] 5/3/2004
"But, how come is it that IP Chicken is detecting an IP of 131.187.253.211?" 5/3/2004
"This is a 7 here and its obliterated." 5/3/2004
"Network D has disappointed me. Maybe network D is down, or maybe he's become unreachable." 5/3/2004
"Ok, do you mind if I call you God?" 5/3/2004
"I'm king of the world." 4/28/2004
In reference to the dummy domain daleeatssquire.com: "Now this is very interesting, because dale ends with an e and eats begins with an e and ends with an s and squire begins with an s. Maybe that's got something to do with why it works." 4/26/2004
"If you're wanting something good, go out and get the pocket rocket...uh...I mean the pocket socket...hehe." 4/19/2004
With a class attendance of 11: "Newton lectured to an empty hall." 4/14/2004
"UDP is quick and dirty." 4/14/2004
After finishing a slide: "We needed to know that." 4/7/2004
"Man those onions are really strong...can you get 'em over here yet?" 4/7/2004
"A lot of this guy...a lot of this stuff was thought up by this guy who passed away." 4/7/2004
"That's all we need to take care of all that work." 4/7/2004
"That's how trace route worked...works." 4/7/2004
"We are supposed to take care of the earth so we can pass it on to future generations." 4/7/2004
Misquoting here: "Outer space is...big...really big...vastly hugely mind bogglingly big." 4/7/2004
"There's many levels of police." 4/7/2004
"If you're doing something you don't want someone to see, whether its competitors or the government..." 4/7/2004
"Everyone needs to be allowed to live and let live." 4/7/2004
"That kind of thinking has percolated the world's views." 4/7/2004
"We live in a world of uncertainty." 4/7/2004
"[stuttering] We can see...[stuttering]...things coming back from Mars...[stuttering]..." 4/7/2004
"It's all just for fun, but it keeps me in the game." 4/7/2004
"If you got aging parents, get them on the internet." 4/7/2004
"I won't get into my regressions about the national leadership." 4/7/2004
"I wouldn't go to graduate school if I were you." 4/7/2004
"I admit it...I'm a fraud." 4/7/2004
"Linux is a very world...weird domain." 4/7/2004
"In Windows, all you do is point, click, point, click, point, click..." 4/7/2004
"If young people grow up all their lives..." 4/7/2004
"They can just throw it on a bit dump and then they can say I've just resolved my congestion problem." 4/7/2004
"We'll report but we won't correct." 4/7/2004
"Maybe you'll have a situation when 15 or so routers." 4/7/2004
"That's important if you live out in the woods today." 4/7/2004
"That was one of the advantages of PPP over slip." 4/7/2004
"I think its something where you can finger a user." 4/7/2004
"Can anybody know what that is?" 4/7/2004
"TCP is really cool." [oh ok, I thought you said something else] 4/7/2004
"He's gonna create a frame, a level 2 frame, an Ethernet frame." 4/7/2004
"In your life you've seen .com .org .edu, but there's a whole lot more like .gov .mil .coop .pro..." 4/7/2004
"The only thing that lives forever is the stones." [yeah the Stones are getting pretty old] 4/7/2004
"So should we go bottom up?" [God please no] 4/7/2004
"We'll look at this later, it's just an overview, I wanna do fun stuff today." 4/7/2004
"Leading the charge." 4/5/2004
"I'm gonna reverse myself from what I said last week." 3/29/2004
"Asstimate." 3/29/2004
"I'm working without a net on this one." 3/29/2004
In reference to a 100Mbps LAN: "If you design this thing to need more than 37Mbps; you can get yourself with a lot of egg on your face." 3/29/2004
"This is used for figuring out factories." 3/22/2004
"Our civilization is a function of civilizations before us." 3/22/2004
"I like it because I like history, because I like to know how things became the way they are." 3/22/2004
"But anyway, ALOHA." 3/22/2004
"It turns out I got this from a guy named Stalings. That's S T A L I N G S." 3/22/2004
"Telnet is always dissed because it shows user names." 3/22/2004
"Sorry about the TCP dump." 3/22/2004
"Nope, there's no contentions." 3/22/2004
"It says everybody shut up...we've gotta...we've gotta...we've got a back off algorithm here." 3/22/2004
"Incidentally I went on a tour of a Honda plant last week." 3/22/2004
"Robotic welders welding and um..." 3/22/2004
"Why don't you guys see if traceroute works in Linux...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA." 3/22/2004
"This may be what cripple-mode was." 2/20/2004
"Unfortunately the earth turns..." 2/20/2004
"...Go get a job with the Bush Administration; Go blow people up in Iraq..." 2/20/2004
"Most of what we've done is figure out how to blow each other up." 2/20/2004
On the Grand Canyon: "It puts everything into perspective; you realize how short it is." 2/20/2004
"So if you have an old piece of iron at home, you can make your own internet gateway." 2/13/2004
"Desperados; I'll be there." 2/13/2004
"It has to be perfectly circular and well constructed." 2/12/2004
"Yep, you gotta polish 'em; get them perfectly aligned, and slice 'em." 2/12/2004
"They don't like to play traceroute." 2/11/2004
"Everything you could ever imagine could be done with a client server." 2/11/2004.
"Everything you could imagine a computer can do." 2/11/2004
"There's a lot of dirty ways to do it." 2/11/2004
"I would check 'em out if I was your age." 2/11/2004
"So just open a file in your mind, and you'll be looking at this a lot later." 2/11/2004
"BACK OFF BUDDY!" 2/11/2004
"No I want more hands on than that, and I want more floppies made." 2/11/2004
"This is our first networking lab." [note that this is currently the 13th week out of 15 of our current trimester which is also the 8th trimester of 9] 2/11/2004
"If you want to find out about jobs, go to NASA.gov." 2/11/2004
"I guess there's a NASA website." 9:23am 1/30/2004
"And you will hang together." 1/21/2004
"Incidentally, as a matter of pride, it's always sine over cosine." 9:11am 1/9/2004
"I'm actually going to grade the last one." 1/9/2004
"I refuse to answer that question." 1/9/2004
"I don't know if this is right, but I did it in real time this time." 12/19/2003
"This is a guess. Don't rememorize it." 12/18/2003
"And what's the probability of getting two heads...just a quarter." 12/18/2003 [for you I'd say that's pretty accurate]
"I should have brought my magnifying glass." 12/18/2003
"So this has the same plumbing as the beginning." 12/18/2003
"Will you guys shut up please...constantly talking." 12/11/2003
"I'm a bit of a show off and a bit of a sucker for doing it." 12/11/2003
"You can study this if you need to know it." 12/11/2003
"I don't like being a hero in lab." 12/11/2003
"That's not one of my complaints about the book, that's just doing business." 12/11/2003
"You know how most of us write left to right." [just think about this statement for a minute...yeah] 12/11/2003
In reference to two quiz drops: "I do that for some of the introductory courses to get people in the door." 12/11/2003
Here is the jist of one tangent: "You would need negative logic to understand this." 12/11/2003
While Dale was handing back my homework I said, "Thanks a lot asshole." Immediately following this Greg H. said, "That's what you get." 12/4/2003
"Do note that they are touching each other; that's sufficient." 12/3/2003
We were scheduled to have a test on 12/4/2003 [which was originally scheduled for the week before] and on 12/3/2003 we asked about the test and he replied, "Maybe next week...we'll get to it."
"You mean Thanksgiving is comes up already?" 11/20/2003
"Please put some effort into these homework problems." 11/20/2003
"Here's what I was trying to pull out of the air that wasn't there yesterday." 11/20/2003
"That's probably something my brain is inserting into my hearing." 11/20/2003
"SO that's where that formula comes up with." 11/20/2003
"So be careful with that...some...cuz some evil person might make that a trick question on the test." 11/20/2003
"I raise this in hopes that maybe...maybe you'll be able to go out there and get a job." 11/20/2003
"Eight thousand minus five thousand is about three thousand. We'll just make it three thousand." 11/19/2003
"I don't know if any of you knew him. He had Lou Gehrig's disease. I guess that's why they hired me." 11/19/2003
"Ten minus nine is one." [thank you thank you] 11/19/2003
"Oh good, good good good...good, thank you." 11/19/2003
"I guess we're not really worried about nuclear explosions." 11/14/2003
"I've broken it now." 11/13/2003
"I killed my spectrum analyzer, I...I don't...I...I'm sorry." 11/13/2003
"Well I've killed it." 11/13/2003
"My whistle is about 1700hz." 11/13/2003
"I'm not going to draw it because it will just look like a bunch of pictures." [and we wouldn't want that now would we?] 11/13/2003
"I can go straight through. I'm all coffee-ed up." 11/13/2003
"On the streets of New York city, they have fat wires." 11/13/2003
"This is a latecomer to the stew." [I got there early so I could drown myself] 11/13/2003
"Ring the ringer." [don't you mean "a ringer for a ringer"] 11/13/2003
"Engineers tend to talk about POTS lines." 11/13/2003
"I just grade on effort." [well this is DeVRY] 11/13/2003
"This is just silly." [stfu] 11/12/2003
"Scratch, scratch away." 11/12/2003
"Modems can be fun." 11/12/2003
"So you can see all that." 11/12/2003
"Do it the way I'm specifying here." 11/12/2003
"What are you saying exactly?" 11/12/2003
"I'm torn here." 11/12/2003
"Your mileage may vary." 11/12/2003
"This isn't really that important." 11/7/2003
"Now that I've thought about it." 11/7/2003
"So things change." 11/7/2003
"I don't know. I can't answer that question, but I can answer a different question." 11/7/2003
"Isn't that great?" 11/7/2003
"What are the rules for Manchester." [I don't know, what are they?] 11/7/2003
"So one of the reasons they do that is that that..." 11/7/2003
"Here is an 'E' synchronously." 11/7/2003
"That would indicate the end of the end of the character." 11/7/2003
"It was bass-ackward in my mind." [imagine that] 11/7/2003
"So what's happening now." [hello Peter...] 11/7/2003
"SO this would be where our positions would be." 11/7/2003
"So we have a text stream." 11/7/2003
"So let's look at ok." 11/7/2003
"You have to do a range check to make sure it's in the range." 11/7/2003
"We'll talk about that in a minute, not a minute, in a couple of weeks." 11/7/2003
"I hope I'm not boring you." [I'm sorry I wasn't listening...] 11/7/2003
"It's worth knowin' this stuff cuz you never know." [at least we're clear on that] 11/7/2003
"When you get into the Agian language." [not a misprint]11/7/2003
"Which happeneds so happens." 11/7/2003
"Originally in the ethnocentric days..." 11/7/2003
"On the receiving line you have a line receiver." [ya lost me] 11/7/2003
"So that's what that was all about." 11/6/2003
"Our time here is short." 11/6/2003
"So the mainframe dominated the world in the fifties." 11/6/2003
"Do you know what computers used to be?" 11/6/2003
In reference to getting a D in a networking class: "That was my most embarrassing moment." [he teaches a networking class] 11/6/2003
"Start looking at the world in a different way when you look at it that way." 11/6/2003
"So Bell invented the telephone." 11/6/2003
"So it goes...bong." 11/6/2003
"We spend most of our time singing when we talk...ahhhh." 11/6/2003
"Those are: fssss...shhhh...kkkkk..." 11/6/2003
"Do I need to get my guitar?" 11/6/2003
"Everything has been replaced by the internet." 11/6/2003
"Convergence is the buzzword of all buzzwords." 11/6/2003
"So if you send that guy out there and he terminates into a cloud..." 11/6/2003
"Almost anally accurate." 11/6/2003
"You'll have to tap-dance while you wait." 11/6/2003
"You want to be away from the danger, away from the bullets flying." 11/6/2003
"It was so hard to have a job." 11/6/2003
"I've worked in lawn chair factories." 11/6/2003
"Somebody had to do the thinking." 11/6/2003
"The German Messerkomitz." [wtf is that?] 11/6/2003
"I mean I really hate war." 11/6/2003
"So what happened in world war two..." [the previous error, war war, was Big John's fault, not mine] 11/6/2003
"Anyways, so much for that." 11/6/2003
"Otherwise known as geosynchronous orbits." [obviously] 11/6/2003
"I don't know how many of you read science-fiction..." 11/6/2003
"It's rolling out of places like Agia." [Asia] 11/6/2003
"Only 50,000 users came to the dance." 11/6/2003
"It's a brain-damaged idea." [you mean DeVRY?] 11/6/2003
"So it turns out..." [you sure your last name isn't...] 11/6/2003
"Sorry I do this, I go on tangents all the time." 11/6/2003
"So the first lab has us doing that." 11/5/2003
"So that's pretty much that." 11/5/2003
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