Quotes

All of the following quotes are real.

Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.

Estes P.

"The job god isn't gonna come down and bless you with a job when you walk across the stage." 11/6/2003

"I'm gonna get a paycheck whether you get a job or not." 11/6/2003

"For some of you, high school was just state funded babysitting." 11/6/2003

"You wanna go to a party, get drunk, then kill your parents." 11/6/2003

"We gotta find out if your an introvert, extrovert, or pervert." 11/6/2003

"Whoever else you might not have." 11/6/2003

"They've either gotten another job...gone back to school...committed suicide..." 11/6/2003

"They wanna find somebody that can find somebody." 11/6/2003

"I keep it real real." 11/6/2003

In reference to graduating from DeVRY: "After nine trimesters, you get a paper that says your a hoop-jumper." 11/6/2003

"You knew you didn't stand in water to plug something in." 11/6/2003

"All the stuff they're teaching you here don't matter...they're just gonna retrain you anyway." 11/6/2003

In reference to job interviews: "And we lie to each other for 20 minutes, and say what the hell we'll take a chance on ya." 11/6/2003

"I'm lying to you as a recruiter." 11/6/2003

In reference to going to college and getting a job: "This whole thang is a big game." 11/6/2003

"You're the whipping boy when shit breaks and you gotta fix it...I'm gonna vent it out and you're gonna take it." 11/6/2003

"I got news for you, Alum Creek is not a real lake." 11/6/2003

"I'm not shoveling my windshield." 11/6/2003

"The rest of you, good Lord willing, creek don't rise, are graduating next term." 11/6/2003

On graduation: "The proverbial shit hit the fan, its time to get a job." 11/6/2003

"Let me do my song and dance routine." 11/6/2003

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