Quotes
All of the following quotes are real.
Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.
Douglas N.
"We would be interested in loan-able funds. Who would be interested in money loaned into their business." [when he said this Squire raised his hand] 6/2/2004
"It's kinda like pornography; you don't know what it is, but you know it if you see it, right?" [sure] 6/2/2004
"I wanna dig a hole in the ground and bury my money there." 6/2/2004
"I got a little bit here right in my pocket." 6/2/2004
"Give me a country with low Capita."[to this someone responded, "Korea."] 6/1/2004
"Have they done the monkey yet?" 6/1/2004
"Communism is a self-correcting economy." 5/19/2004
"Crowding-out is definitely a possibility; that doesn't mean its wrong." 5/19/2004
While holding a piece of paper at the front of the room: "Is this helpful? Is this helpful what I'm doing here? Does that help you? Does it help when I do this?" 5/14/2004
"What's happening when this happens?" 5/14/2004
"How do you draw a line?" 5/14/2004
"That's a rhetorical question. Let me answer it, ok?" [alright asshole] 5/7/2004
"General durables that last a while, like chewy tootsie rolls, like cars and refrigerators." 5/7/2004
"How do you spell analysis today?" 5/5/2004
"Now today will be handout day." 5/5/2004
"The more we go, the cleaner we get, and the more it costs to do so." 4/28/2004
"It would seem to be desirable if our water was 100% clean and air was 100% clean, wouldn't it?" 4/28/2004
"Their trying to maximize V O T E; votes, aren't they?" 4/28/2004
"By advertising, what are politicians doing?" [I believe this would be called lying] 4/28/2004
"Well I'm stretching my point." 4/28/2004
"I was gonna say police force, ok?" 4/28/2004
"What about street lights? Can I take advantage of it; even though I didn't pay for it?." 4/28/2004
"What was the definition of a public goal last week?" 4/28/2004
"If they substitute, you'll get more." 4/28/2004
"The fact that I get to see the pretty flowers as I drive by my neighbor's whatever, blah blah." 4/28/2004
"In terms of benefits did anyone come up with flu-shot?." 4/28/2004
"The cost to someone, if they want to brush their teeth in the river." 4/28/2004
"After polluting the river..." 4/28/2004
"If we thought of life as worthless and I don't mean worth less, I mean worth so much." 4/28/2004
"This is an election year." 4/28/2004
"Well, I'm probably as much anti-government as anybody in the room." 4/28/2004
"I got a threesome back here that needs a fourth." 4/28/2004
"Thank you Teddy Roosevelt." 4/23/2004
In reference to Econ class: "This is all about brainwashing, right?" 4/21/2004
"You would you agree?" 4/21/2004
"We all know that Shell has better gasoline than the guys across the street." 4/21/2004
"Is there a generic for Viagra?" 4/16//2004
"Well, everybody is charging $1.89 right? On the way in to work I saw it for $1.82, now is that a difference in price? Not really." 4/16/2004
"They call it the dismal service, especially where I am." 4/14/2004
"So obviously at some point too big is too big." 4/14/2004
"We can argue whether Shell or BP's better, but it's not really matter." 4/14/2004
"We're not in Stalin country." 4/7/2004
"What do you like on your hotdogs? What do you like on your hotdogs? Come on." To this Slant responded "Ketchup." to which Douglas said, "No, no, what do you really like...mustard?" 3/26/2004
"I don't know if this'll make any sense to you or not." [go to hell] 3/26/2004
"If you gotta have insulin and the price goes up what are you gonna do?" to this someone threw out, "Boycott it." 3/26/2004
"If we increase the price of tuition we're gonna have less students." and to this statement Kevin K. responded with, "No, they raise it every fukking trimester." 3/26/2004
"Yes is the answer." 3/26/2004
"I wasn't willing and able, but I was close...I suppose." 3/24/2004
"Don't go reading Worldly Philosophers." [this is a book that we have to summarize 10 chapters of] 3/17/2004
"How do you spell Japan? With a J or with an S?" 3/17/2004 10:02am
"Although Taiwan might more a little bit this way." [thank you] 3/17/2004
"You can't play louder than a certain loud." [define a loud] 3/17/2004
"A better example may be dumping sewage in the river." 3/17/2004
"I gotta freebie didn't I?" 3/17/2004
"Just to point here out." 3/17/2004
"Can anyone help me with that?" [This was followed by someone farting] 3/17/2004
"Am I going to pay the same taxes as Bill Gates? No, probably more...that was a joke." [was it now?] 3/17/2004 9:45am
"Think of the people that died in fires years ago. They still do...occasionally." 3/17/2004
"I think I've hit it pretty hard already." 3/17/2004
"He certainly has his dictits...dictates doesn't he?." [dick tits?] 3/17/2004
"I don't mind being shot at; I don't mind being bombed." 3/17/2004
"Dictate; I love that word." 3/17/2004
"How do you spell actual today?" 3/12/2004
"We've got hummers we can convert to tanks. That would be relatively easy." 3/10/2004
"It's inefficient if we produce buggy-whips, and nobody uses buggy-whips...unless we're in Amish country or something." 3/10/2004
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