Quotes

All of the following quotes are real.

Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.

Computers

 So this is what you do when 70 turns into a parking lot 9/16/2004

Check out the status on this print job 4/26/2004

Check out the ad on top of this download 4/20/2004

Winflash (a bios update tool) 3/15/2004

ASUS SmartDoctor: 12/19/2003

Linux: "confused by earlier errors, bailing out" 11/11/2003

The BIOS on an ASUS L8400CE

"ASUSTek battery refresh utility...

This will recalibrate the battery gauge...

Please be sure you have AC adapter inserted...

Battery internal registers have been initialized!...

Please wait while the battery is charging...

Please remove AC adapter and wait the machine shutdown!

Please leave the machine on until it shutdown"

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