Quotes
All of the following quotes are real.
Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.
Barry B.
During the first day of class our professor explained that our grade was based on 2 tests, a final, homework, quizzes and a research paper. He then told us we were given the points for the quizzes and homework because he doesn't assign any. Then we asked him about our research paper since he never really talked about it. His response was: "If you do it; you do it. If you don't; you don't. I just need a few to turn in." 6/11/2003
On students who attend OSU and take the one microprocessor class that's available: "They don't learn shit." 8:45am 6/6/2003
"Mother nature doesn't support negative numbers." 8:35am 6/6/2003
"Can you have negative two apples? HELL NO!" 6/6/2003
On Intel preventing themselves from becoming a monopoly: "They give them wads of cash, hundred million dollars, so they stay in business and they can stay out of court." 6/6/2003
"There's a lot of ways to do everything." (with a class attendance of 5) 8:10am 5/30/2003
On DeVRY's lab: "The stuff you work with in lab doesn't exist anymore." 8:35am 5/30/2003
He wrote the following on the board: TOSS IT! < $600 > FIX, and then said, "If the board costs less than $600, its a shit can item." 8:37am 5/30/2003
On fixing a 4 layer PC Board: "How do you fix a board like that?", he said before pausing and pointing at a trash can. 8:41am 5/30/2003
"You learned Ohm's law, and Kirchhoff's law, and those are important. The rest of that shit is worthless." 5/23/2003
"Nothing we do in electronics is critical, because our parts suck anyway." 5/23/2003
"You could buy the shittiest parts in the world and it'll still work." 5/23/2003
"I think the equations are a joke, you don't need to know that" 5/23/2003
"I don't know what that [the .vob extension on dvd files] stands for...volumes of bullshit..." 5/21/2003
"You know who pioneered video for movies? Jerry Lewis." 5/21/2003
"Leica used to make the best cameras...but the war pretty much blew up all their factories and killed all their people." 5/21/2003
On the film Gone With the Wind: "I hate that movie...it sucks." 5/21/2003
"...its a software bit...doesn't do shit..." 5/21/2003
"You know why they [microsoft] got into C; to put Borland out of business." 4/23/2003
"You could even use Visual Basic, God forbid..." 4/23/2003
"You know Gates is just messing with your head" 4/23/2003
"I make most of this shit up...didn't you know that?" 4/16/2003
"Its a fake real mode, a pretend real mode." 4/11/2003
On the computer industry: "It's a big game. It really is." 3/14/2003
"You don't learn shit in this class." 3/12/2003
"In Canada they actually list the number on your grade card, that's rough." 3/12/2003
"Shocked the shit out of me" 3/12/2002
"If you take these eight numbers and multiply it by these eight numbers, you will get eight different answers." 3/12/2003
As he entered the room he growled, "RAWWWR!" 3/12/2003
"Our parts come from New Jersey, I think from the Mafia." 3/12/2003
"Why do they do that? I don't know" 2003
"It's all a bunch of shit..." 2003
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