Quotes

All of the following quotes are real.

Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.

Bain

"English people are just too inbred; I've decided." 3/19/2006

"Most of Europe's inbred." 3/19/2006

"I mean, I plan on being alive to at least 60 or 70." 3/19/2006

"It's been four months since I put it in somebody without a condom." 11/23/2005

"I have a tampon in my mouth; what can I say?" 11/23/2005

"...rectagon..." 11/23/2005

When asked what he would do if he had 50 billion dollars Bain replied: "I'd be fukkin' somebody." 11/23/2005

"I had sex with three girls from Cincinnati; they were all from the same town." 11/23/2005

"Girls from Cincinnati are so easy." 11/23/2005

"I don't discriminate; I just video tape." 11/19/2005

"I haven't decapitated someone in like...the past 25 minutes." 2/9/2005

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