Quotes
All of the following quotes are real.
Disclaimer: Most of these quotes were taken out of context, so those quoted most likely, really didn't mean what they said, and some they did mean, but said to be funny. Basically, don't take these quotes seriously or get pissy about them.
Random People
When I was at the Arby's on 21st Street in Newark Ohio I handed Dan, the manager both my Visa Check Card and my liscence as I did not have the back of the card signed. He then handed it back and said: "I don't care where it comes from, as long as it goes through." 6/19/2005
"In 1945, as you know, Hiroshima and Nagasaki was blown to hell." [you put that so delicately] 6/11/2004
Phil asked, "Do you have any field service technician positions available in the Netherlands?" and to this the AMSL Guy responded [a bit annoyed] "I'm not sure where you're going with this but..." 6/1/2004
AMSL Guy: "We started out with 13 continents." 6/1/2004
AMSL Guy: "We have penetrated most of Europe." [now was the penetration welcomed?] 6/1/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "I made fun of him everyday in front of every class." 5/28/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "Its a full time job getting a job." 5/28/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "It's actually kinda funny; everything you see at DeVRY, they way it operates, is exactly what Keller [Keller Graduate School] teaches you not to do." 5/28/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "Screw Franklin [Franklin University]. Franklin sucks man." 5/28/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "If you wanna get a masters in engineering, go to a school that specializes in that." [I don't even know where to start with this one] 5/28/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "The only thing that sucks is its really good money." 5/28/2004
Associate Director of Career Service [said while laughing]: "If you did not get an email, you did not make it." 5/28/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: When asking a student about taking an employment test: "They take you out to lunch?" The student then responded, "No." and to this he said, "That's bullshit." 5/28/2004
When a student asked an FA [Faculty Advisor, basically a teacher's aid in the lab] for help during lab, the FA said, "I doubt I can help you." 5/24/2004
A stock brocker guy asked, "Does anyone have an IRA?" Phil said that he did so SBG said, "Have you ever thought of converting it to a Roth IRA?" to this Phil responded, "It is a Roth IRA." [Phil tells it how it is, no bullshit. He is right; you are wrong; accept it] 5/21/2004
"...and you're comin' over to my house and we're buyin' a case of beer and we're gonna get it on." 5/21/2004
A random Kira: "Where does the rain come from?" 5/19/2002
"Remember its not about you personally, its about you." 5/14/2004
"Some people find other things to play with." 5/14/2004
"It's not one of these little polite things; its all the way in." 5/14/2004
"We used a lot of Wangs back then, maybe you've never heard of that before." 5/14/2004
"I had 11 shots in my gun and I wasted 4 of 'em." 5/14/2004
When a student asked an FA (faculty advisor) a question during a lab, he responded, "You're askin' the wrong person." 5/10/2004
As written by Dale: Anonymous student at DeVRY: (While walking past a goose on the lawn) "Aflack! AFFLAAAC! Aflac."
"I wanna see explosives." H-ass-monkey 4/19/2004
"Most successful businesses give people what they need." 4/16/2004 H. M.
"Whatever you sell today; you sell at today's price." 4/16/2004 Bob
"10 times five is C." 4/7/2004 Kevin K.
While at Megabytes, as I was paying for my food, Dale said, "No food for Dale." Big John then said, "You're not getting anything?" and as Dale walked out the cashier who was mentioned below said, "Is he gonna make it snow?" 4/5/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "If you come out with that answer, they're gonna shit their pants." 4/2/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "They're people people...people persons..." 4/2/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "I won't be doing that in the future. You'll have to go on here once you get turned on." 4/2/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "They want CIS people, but they probably don't know it [CET] exists yet." 4/2/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "I'm going to be working it anyway." 4/2/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "But you wanna throw out things that's gonna sell you." 4/2/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "What the fukk...tab." 4/2/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "Just sit on a floor and fold clothes, whoopity-damn-doo." 4/2/2004
A cashier at Megabytes: "What size fries are those?" 3/26/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "Does anyone give a shit; what I'm saying here? I mean if you want to try do find a job on your own, go ahead." [such inspirational words] 3/26/2004
Associate Director of Career Service: "CEO is chief operating officer." 3/26/2004
Bob: "If you're sellin' Hummers and gas is two dollars a gallon..." 3/24/2004
"Van Gough": "You wouldn't buy a trailer if you're a millionaire." 3/24/2004
When asked 'If you'd get paid more to work more, would you?' Floppy responded, "If I'm busting up concrete then not necessarily." 3/24/2004
"lol, funny how ppl have different sayings, ppl say "easy" a lot here, I hear that everywhere I go." oh really? 2004
Big John reached an all time low as he was made fun of by people that didn't even know him: "You're a sissy-eater?" 11/22/2003 Hooters Waitress #2 [who better be signing the guestbook soon]
"Oh shut up Ryan, you offered!" 11/12/2003
As we were walking to a class I said, "We lost Dale downstairs, cuz he had just inputted his money when we left.", to this Big John responded, "Did you just say Dale inputted his money?". Right as I was going to answer this Roger (a guy who walks around talking on a walkie-talkie, so we call him Roger, as in Roger/10-4) was walking by, so instead of saying yes I responded, "Ten-four." Of course someone in a uniform [security or police, didn't get a good look], started laughing and said "You just said ten-four." [guess you had to be there, then again you could say that about anything on this site] 11/11/2003 11:50am
"Don't the water absorb it or somethin'?" 9/22/2003
"Amy, get over here, I have to pee...I'm about to make in my pants." 9/4/2003
On 8/28/2003 A cricket chirped at the awkward pauses during a EET 400 class from 12:15pm and on
Crazy Jacket Guy "Moo says the duck, moo." 8/22/2003
A student asking a question about something that is required to be alpha-numeric: "Should it be letters and numbers?" 8/12/2003
A DeVRY student on DeVRY: "They don't teach you jack crap here." 8/8/2003
"Oh really?" 8/8/2003 10:40am
"You're right since you're a teacher, but I'm going to continue anyway." 8/7/2003
"Cover up the tank." 8/7/2003
"People can cut glass." 8/7/2003
"My wrists can't take it any more." 8/6/2003
"Now what's the difference between clear and constrained?" 8/5/2003
Random employee at the OSU Nuclear Reactor: "That's another minute lost in time...gone forever." 8/4/2003
Same Employee: "Make sure you have all the data you came with." 8/4/2003
"I heard you were talkin' about me, about how women can't drive. I'm gonna show you somethin' today!" 8/4/2003
While playing yahoo pool at 12:59am, Greg Svatora's opponent said the following out of the blue: "Sorry, someone came to take my plant for the next month." It should be noted that prior to this absolutely no conversation had taken place. 8/1/2003
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