The Dictionary

This will be constantly updated

ass \'as\ : Where Slant keeps his head.

Becca n. [to Becca, v.]: to fail; ex "I really Becca'ed that exam." or "President Bush really Becca'ed that up."

Big-Johning: Overly bullshiting a paper or any assignment, and making use of particularly bastardly words such as amongst.

Big-John-over-crank-thing, the: over-steering during a spin.

callipygian \ka-l-'pi-jen\ : beautiful buttocks

Dale-Pattern-Baldness: Thinning of hair caused by constant wearing of hats or other head covering devices.

foot \foot\ n : What Slant puts in his mouth.

gateway \'gat-,wa\ n : crash. ie There was a huge gateway on I-70 today; I gatewayed my car.

goldbricker \gold'brick'er\: A bastard, usually, but not always, an elderly person. One who performs bastardly deeds, or does not perform deeds asked of him/her. A fake, or a phony. Someone who is not around when needed.

irony \'i-re-ne\: *picture coming soon*

lbj : 1. a false rumor  2. A compulsive liar

lukcratty \lew'crat'ty\ : To lie, or a lie, or to lie to someone.

mouth \mouth\ n : Where Slant puts his foot.

narms \narmz\ n : One who lacks shoulders. ie Slant

151: the Devil

schiller \'shil'er\ n : A large ass.

shitlist: term coined by Andy Bowden which is a list of people that you do not like/hate.

slant \slant\: see narms

slantmobile: any vehicle owned by Slant

son-of-a-bitch: Wheeler

Why Wheeler? Well my Senior Project was not finished, yet it recieved a B. I turned a paper in for my Lit class that wasn't in english and my professor loved it, and there are far too many more reasons to list here.

squire \skwIr\: Jason Del Ponte

wheeler \'hwe-ler\: the form that Dustin Wheeler takes when he is with his friends or at his third stage of drunkenness. For an example click here. The four stages of Wheeler-drunkenness are:

1. Relatively quiet and feeling good

2. Constantly laughing, you'll know that laugh, and stumbling around

3. Screaming, swearing, and threatening all those in sight

4. Extremely mellow and apologizing to everyone in sight

151. If the Devil [151] is involved then stages 1 and 2 are skipped, and after stage 4, stage 151 occurs; meaning that I'm still drunk the next morning, freezing, soaking wet [because I slept outside on the ground] and extremely pissed off

wilsoning: consuming mass quantities of sandwiches in as few bites as possible.

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