The Merry Men

Hear Ye! Here Ye!: The Word of the Squire for 2003

12/16/2003

"Have you marked your territory?"

12/9/2003

As John Wilkes Booth exited the room, Squire said, "The assassination has begun."

11/21/2003

"Stop giving me scurvy."

"I must always be scribing."

"Well its kind of hard when you're working with quill and ink."

11/14/2003

"I think I should have went to miami." [Speaking as a Devry student, I think that anyone of us would have rather gone to hell instead, but I guess we're already there]

"You know, that's the way it happens."

"at least you don't have pickle juice on you." [that's right]

"Yeah, I gotta bunch'a junk in my trunk."

11/13/2003

"I know kung-fu."

In reference to .rtf files: "At least it's better than pdf."

11/6/2003

"Do you have dial up yet?"

"Four digit year...two digit month" [thank you squire]

10/8/2003

"I was trying to get it in his mouth."

"I've seen people do it with flaming bowling balls."

"What's classes?"

9/29/2003

"We played bat."

9/26/2003

In reference to Robert M. L.: "Ask him if he was the CAPI-TAIN of the football team."

9/23/2003

"Someone killed a living animal."

9/18/2003

Incorrectly referencing Brian Gabriel Bain: "Gabriel Bains!"

"It's worth a shot of nothing."

9/8/2003

While looking at a compass Squire said the following: "M?" When questioned about it later he commented: "I saw the M."

9/4/2003

"Pee into a fan."

8/29/2003

"If a squirrel has anal-Dale-Gribble-sex, is that considered fletching...I mean felching?" 9:09am

"I'm seeing how much loans are."

8/27/2003

Responding to Dale's wisdom on squirrels: "I am more stupid now from hearing that."

"Not possible and impossible are the same thing."

"Some wasps lay eggs in animals and even humans. A wasp probably laid eggs in your arm?"

7/17/2003

"I have to mow my house." 9:00am

6/9/2003

When Dale's whereabouts were questioned during class, Squire explained, "He's writing a paper he never wrote."

5/30/2003

Squire on Dale's White Castle eating habits:

"Dale has a colon made of steel."  8:06

5/21/2003

To Dale as he squeezed another chair up to the round table:

"Part the seas!"

"Do they test for insecticides when they do drug tests?" 4/23/2003 10:26am

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