The Merry Men
Hear Ye! Here Ye!: The Word of the Squire
6/14/2004
In reference to his last cell phone: "It kept breaking up...out...cutting up."
In reference to one of my pencils: "That was mine but then I got it from you."
6/10/2004
"Let's go get popcorn."
In reference to 'Geoffrey Bodine': "He's probably self-fisting himself." [as opposed to...?]
"Alright, I gotta go get another phone."
"I didn't email me the program."
6/9/2004
"The farthest distance they can go..."
"They can be dropped out or sat in trees."
"They are about 8 squills...square millimeters in size."
"They can be implemented in almost anywhere."
"The smallest one is 8mm.", this was followed by, "The 8mm by Berekely's is one of the larger ones."
"They are extremely rugged...for the most part."
"So there's no need for a battery, or replacing any charge later."
"Everything is open...for the most part."
"They're designed to not be messed with, opened, or manipulated...a lot of them often are."
6/2/2004
"Taxes don't affect me."
"Aren't we taxed already for consumption with...for state and sales tax?"
5/27/2004
"You are going so to Hell for that."
"He's gaven."
Not only is he incorrectly referring to Brian Bain as Bains, he is misquoting a Slant Quote: "Bains drives a minivan?"
When Big John asked to borrow a pencil that Squire had borrowed from me and had never given back Squire said, "Will I get it back?"
5/25/2004
This command was directed toward Dale: "Lick it off."
5/21/2004
Misquoting Well Shit: "Oh shit."
"Fingerprints is easy to...fake."
"Also in plane wrecks..."
"Center for Disease and Control."
"Going back to that also..."
"It will also save on where in China you can pay $100,000 and get kidneys."
"Its also cheaper, well it could be more cheaper."
"You can have several new a lot of new jobs."
"All forms of current...all forms of current." [a necessary means for; necessary means for...]
"So if you ever lose your ear, you can get a rat."
"But I couldn't find too terrible much information on that."
"The way medical has moved so far..."
"Once the gene nome is patched."
"It's actually easy to administer this...at least theoretically." [oh yes that makes perfect sense]
"Aborted fesis...fetuses."
"I don't think they're ready to clone a completely human being with the same blueprint as another human."
5/20/2004
Misquoting a misquote: "Way to jobs."
5/17/2004
When the professor was asking who put someone's name on a lab that wasn't in lab Squire said, "I didn't put my name on anything."
5/13/2004
"No one works harder than a Mexican." [He repeated this twice to make sure it was quoted, obviously he is not a Mexican't]
Today we had a take home test to turn in, but to get the final 10 points we had to break into groups and discuss our answers (I know, how easy can you get) and after doing so Squire did not turn in his test. Several minutes later we asked why and he said, "I'm gonna wait 'til we go over it." Then I said, "What the hell are you talking about?" And Squire said, "Aren't we reading it together?" Again I said, "What in the hell are you talking about?" Finally he said, reading the directions from the board, "Well it says discuss up there." Then I informed him, "We already fukking did that dipshit!"
5/12/2004
In reference to Evil-Squire, "But he's mini-me to me."
4/22/2004
"I got a stumpy."
4/21/2004
Misquoting Howard Stern: "Yes now!"
"I own all the water in the world."
Big John said to Squire, "You started that shit." To this Squire responded, "No I wasn't."
4/20/2004
Big John said, "I cannot remove the cheating toboggan. I almost wore my glasses today." To this Squire responded, "That would be pretty blatanent."
4/16/2004
In reference to the Simpson's [cartoon] strike: "Well, they're still doing new episodes aren't they? I mean, except the people aren't talking."
Misquoting Anup M.: "It doesn't matter if it here is there."
In reference to Hitler: "Don't you just love that Dirty Sanchez he had?"
4/14/2004
"I voted every...well I've only been able to vote twice...well once."
"You get it where it's coming from."
Old 2004
When entering a room and sitting down: "Way to go." or "Good Job."
Misquoting MXC again, "Let's get it on."
4/6/2004
As a professor was returning homework Squire asked, "What is he turning out?"
4/2/2004
Misquoting MXC as he always does: "Let's get it done."
4/1/2004
In reference to a girl's mouth: "It needs well-training."
3/29/2004
In reference to booting up a computer: "As soon as I'm done boosting."
3/26/2004
In reference to the Brick: "I've seen them run over a car."
"I wanna work for Enron."
In reference to AdAware: "You can have it for free, but to have it active-running you have to pay for it."
3/24/2004
The following quote was in reference to nothing as usual, so this will make as much sense to you as it did to us: "We have...six pack coolers at work...they're free...they were promo items...I'm gonna raid the box and grab like five..."
3/18/2004
"Showing them the collection of Dr. Suess books that were never written."
"Do you have your book with me?"
3/10/2004
"I want to get a job with a federal agency."
3/8/2004
"Samba's good" [thank you, thank you for doing that]
2/20/2004
"Money is worthless."
1/9/2004
"We're not goin' grammar here." [apparently not]
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