Dale

Dale's Quotes and words of Wisdom

5/30/2003

Dale on White Castle:

"I can eat a whole ten pack of sliders without it phasing me." 8:05am

5/6/2003

"I can't be more settled and reserved."

Dale on the film 12 Angry Men (original version), during the scene right before it starts to rain:

"Do they all die of strokes?"

5/5/2003

"Extra large for baby."    9:15am

"Squire shit-ed his pants."    9:20am

Dale on Vincent Van Gogh:

"He does always have paint on him, doesn't he?"    10:14am

5/4/2003

Dale on Big John:

"Big John likes to suck anal klingons."

Dale on his prospects for an ideal life long companion:

"Only if she has no self respect."

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*Dale would like to note that all of his quotes are taken out of context so badly that he sounds like an idiot