Dale

Dale's Quotes and words of Wisdom

4/28/2003

At 9:55 Dale awoke in class and muttered to Big John, "You're not shafting me, we'll shaft Ponte."

"That would have to be a header."    9:56am

"I need a header."    9:57

4/25/2003

"Ponte did it!"

4/22/2003

"A bushel is a set measurement."    7:20am

Dale on smoking laws:

"That's kinda like segregation, but I guess most people don't smoke."

"I don't care about the laws against smoking, because second hand smoke does affect people."

4/14/2003

Dale on newspaper production:

"Newspapers are made from trees."

"If you're starving eat your babies." (Dale would like to note that this is clearly sarcastic)

4/11/2003

Dale on chicken sandwich consumption:

"A normal human being can consume a chicken sandwich in six bites."

4/10/2003

Dale on touching Pamela Anderson:

"I wouldn't touch Pamela Anderson, would you?"

4/8/2003

Dale on labs:

"It's always due next week."

4/7/2003

Dale on smoking as a cause of cancer:

"Some people don't develop cancer from smoking."

4/7/2003

"Pencil "lead" is graphite, not lead."

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*Dale would like to note that all of his quotes are taken out of context so badly that he sounds like an idiot