Dale
Dale's Quotes and Words of Wisdom*
6/14/2004
In reference to driving through puddles on High Street in Columbus and purposely splashing people at bus stops: "Doesn't matter if they got their trench coat or umbrella; they're fukkin' gettin' it."
6/11/2004
"That site; it databases your request for colon cancer." [I would hope we would keep track of such requests]
6/10/2004
While Dale was using a knife to tighten a screw on his glasses I said quite loudly, "It's not a weapon; its a screwdriver." To this Dale said, "My glasses just came unpopped." When I wrote this quote down he then said, "Fukking Wheeler...put that on there, see if I give a shit."
6/9/2004
"I had to kill my own yard bird."
6/2/2004
After successfully removing the rope from a little wooden-rope-challenge-thing that ASML gave us at a presentation [or as we refer to it as Dale's baby] Dale looked at Slant and said, "Hey Porsch...Porsch...30 seconds."
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*Dale would like to note that all of his quotes are taken out of context so badly that he sounds like an idiot