Big John's Big Opinions
6/9/2004
"I thought my life ended with the transit of Venus."
6/2/2004
"Cannot be fed to the baby now, it's toe gravy." [This is in reference to one of Dale's babies]
5/17/2004
"I'm gonna look for a pre-paid-made PowerPoint."
5/14/2004
While someone was giving a speech on how to interview they said, "Stop talking when you've said enough." To this Big John said, "Apparently these rules don't apply to giving presentations."
4/15/2004
In reference to Dale looking at this piece of paper that he gets out of his book bag everyday that was a handout that he drew designs on: "He looks at that everyday, it's like his baby." [this was so goddamn funny at the time, had to be there]
4/14/2004
"Dale's not tolerating nonsense today."
After I threw a paper clip at Dale Big John said, "Dale is not amused...Dale is not amused."
Big John said to me, "Wheeler, you are inhibiting our freedom of speech; we dare not say what we really want." to this I responded, "That's what you get for living in George Bush's America." to which he replied, "And that is why I will still be voting for him in November." [all I can say is fu]
3/19/2004
In reference to Big Thing of Today: "He's burning a CD with his eyes."
3/17/2004
Dale did not get to class on time and while we were waiting on him Big John said, "Dale's probably climbing a tree saving a kitten." This was in reference to the fact that yesterday Dale was late because an elderly woman wrecked her car and broke some ribs and basically messed herself up, and Dale stayed with her until the ambulance arrived.
2/12/2004
All you can do with your life is do what you can with the time that is given to you says: "I have a cornial ulcer in my eye." That has to be one of the most insane things I have ever heard.
2/11/2004
In reference to...: "He's lost so much hair since this term started."
After laughing at Dale for saying, "Don't floppy the disk", Big John said, "I don't know why I'm here." and walked away.
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