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GONDOLA

KEEP ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE GONDOLA AT ALL TIMES

DO NOT TRHOW ITEMS FROM GONDOLA

PRAISE GONDOLA

GONDOLA IS GOD

Always praise GONDOLA.  Non-compliance to the Commandments of GONDOLA (C.O.G.) is hazardous to your health. GONDOLA is a very angry god and will punish all who disobey. GONDOLA will crush you and devour your family; GONDOLA will eat your children and especially has a taste for babies. Always praise GONDOLA.  dO NOT THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU DO NOT PRAISE GONDOLA AND BOTH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY {ESPECIALLY YOUR BABIES} HAVE NOT BEEN CRUSHED AND DEVOURED, THAT GONDOLA WILL NOT PUNISH YOU.  gONDOLA IS ALL KNOWING, AND GONDOLA HAS JUST NOT GOTTEN TO YOU YET.  tHERE ARE MANY WHO DENOUNCE GONDOLA AND THEY WILL DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH, AS WILL THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY THEIR BABIES.  ALWAYS LIVE IN FEAR OF GONDOLA AND REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU DO IS WRONG AND GONDOLA WILL PUNISH YOU AS YOU ARE TERRIBLE, BUT IF YOU PRAISE GONDOLA EVERYDAY AND VISIT THE OHIO STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR WITH A SACRAFICE, GONDOLA WILL SPARE YOU IN THE END. tHANK YOU VERY MUCH AND PLEASE ENJOY YOUR VISIT AT THE OHIO STATE FAIR.  aND ALWAYS REMEMBER: lIVE IN FEAR.